Britney Spears today won her long-running court battle and was awarded custody of the Trailer. The case has dragged on for many months but she is now the legal guardian of The Eldiss Crusader Superstorm with the additional chemical toilet, that her and failed human K-Fed used to share.
"I cants wait to get me my home back and fill it with my nik-naks. I's been buying special antiques to put in it like a picture of a crying boy, my Elvis picture made of velvet and a little knitted doll that sits on the toilet roll." said the 72 year-old popette.
Kevin Federline was unavailable for comment due to an appointment with a record company. Apparently they are looking for a new janitor.
Written by ScottThe Dot . The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
