Trailer Trash Talking Doll JerWayne Junior
Have you sported a classic mullet haircut since the seventh grade; conservative in front and a party in the back? Do you describe high definition as that happy feeling you get after drinking two cases of beer? Is your idea of an exciting day relaxing on the couch and watching the 24-hour bass fishing marathon on TV? Can you spit across the room without opening your mouth? Do yer neighbors think that yer having a yard sale 365 days a year? Do you look forward to family gatherings as a way to meet yer new mate? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then JerWayne Junior is fer you!
Trailer Trash JerWayne Junior says:
“Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!”
For the last time, we ain’t havin’ no yard sale!
I’m fixin’ to be your doublewide daddy
Ain’t nothin’ sadder than a doublewide with no beer
Honest! I’m not lyin’ through my tooth!
Fart!
“Fifteen of them beers and yer still ugly!”
For the last time, we ain’t havin’ no yard sale!
I’m fixin’ to be your doublewide daddy
Ain’t nothin’ sadder than a doublewide with no beer
Honest! I’m not lyin’ through my tooth!
Fart!
